Everyone likes Cats and Dogs right, they’re the nations choice for a standard pet. But when someone decides to go all ‘different’ with their choice it begins to get just a bit creepy! I once knew someone who had a ferret; this doesn’t seem that strange to most people but to have something as creepy and vicious as a ferret in your house makes you a strange person, simple as that.
I once, nay, am still, asking my parents to get a naked mole rat! they have said no because it is, and i quote ‘creepy and looks like a wrinkly willy’, but when someone buys a snake; which is creepier and if we’re going for the sex comparison route, looks like a massive prop for a porno and puts it in their bedroom, well that’s just perfectly fine!
Rabbits, why in your right mind would anyone buy a rabbit for their child?, I mean they can be quite cute, but you have to keep the majority of them in a cage (that for some reason over the years no one has been able to make fox proof) and they evidently get eaten by said fox within a few weeks and you have to explain to the child why their rabbit is now living in the big farm in the sky! its just a pointless pet. I know some people don’t love cats but at least they’re cute and get rid of mice from the garden. Rabbits are literally only useful in a stew.
The only reason anyone should buy a mouse would be to feed the porno snake. That’s all i have to say about them.
Allow me to go on to explain why the following animal would be THE greatest pet OF ALL TIME! It’s the Wolf. Now I know they can be a bit mean and I know that they might eat you if you turn your back. They have a bad reputation and they might cost you a fortune in fresh poachers for their dinner. Simple fact is that if you take one for a walk you’ll feel like a bad-ass from Game Of Thrones and that’s that! No arguments.
